Bangla Adult 18+Sms Part : 02

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,

my lovely pyjamas

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Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !

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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me,

he bit, sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left,

i was hurt,

BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY

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The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole" any

style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... you

can never get your balls in...!!!

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What's the closest thing to a woman's period?

Your salary.

It comes once a month,

lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everything's fucked

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Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but

when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!

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4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina....

1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men

at work

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Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:

"B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!

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During sexual session the girl says: "u r like a mobile phone!"

Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?"

Girl: "No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network

Qus: Who is senior,

PENIS or VAGINA.

A:VAGINA

b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

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Q: Wats d definition of a 'lesbian?' A: Just another damn Woman.....

tryin 2 do a man's job!!!.

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Modern medicines: Fucknostat, Sexprazole, Sucksproxyvon, Hugglofnac,

Kisstopache, Spermicidin, Breastajin, Ejaculatomol, Vaginalgin, Penisciloc,

Orgasmofen.

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Similarity between Viagra & Rail reservation counter? Both make you

stand for 1 hour for a 2 minute job...

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Love is a Gambling, Don't play with it

Guys get fun, Girls get blame

10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain

Then a baby comes out without any name.

Enjoy it or think it before you do it.

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A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum

A Kiss isn't a Kiss without some tongue

So Open your mouth, Close your eyes

and Give your tongue some exercise,.

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I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!

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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X

S - SMILE

E - ENERGY

X - XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,

my lovely pyjamas.

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Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !

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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY

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Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but

when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!

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During sexual session the girl says: "u r like a mobile phone!"

Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?"

Girl: "No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network

1 Response to "Bangla Adult 18+Sms Part : 02"

  1. Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

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